“Dr. Fauci told The New York Times yesterday that re-reopening the country too soon could lead to ‘needless suffering and death,’ which I think is Trump’s new campaign slogan.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“I think Trump learned from Watergate things he doesn’t like should have the word ‘gate’ after it. Obamagate, saladgate, Ericgate.” —Trevor Noah
“Meanwhile, leadership at Fox News, the little engine behind the back to work movement, decided to keep their New York offices closed through at least 15 June. Isn’t that something? Fox News, the ones who are making fun of people cowering at home, is advising its employees to stay home. Because apparently, they don’t get their news from Fox News.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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