David Letterman's "Top Ten Thoughts Going Through Barack Obama's Mind While Having Car Trouble in Ireland"
10. 'There goes my Avis deposit'
9. 'I think we hit a Leprechaun'
8. 'Crap, the teleprompter's in that car'
7. 'How much does AAA charge to pick up a guy in Ireland?'
6. 'Remember when Trump thought he could be president?'
5. 'I wonder if Gingrich has a revolving line of credit at Sears Auto Center?'
4. 'Lucky there aren't any television cameras around to catch this'
3. 'It's always the day after your warranty expires, am I right?'
2. 'Where are the Navy Seals when you need them?'
1. 'O'Crap!'
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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