“We’re now a week into mass social distancing, and every day we’re learning something new. One, coronavirus is a serious disease. Two, it’s not just dangerous for old people, and three, your relationship was not as secure as you thought.” —Trevor Noah
“On Thursday, Trump boasted that he both saw the crisis coming and didn’t know it would be serious. I still don’t understand why Trump bothers stepping up to the microphone if he doesn’t know anything. Just let the doctors and the scientists talk. Trump should just stand in the back like a hype man, especially because when he speaks, he spreads bad information, such as his claim on Thursday that a coronavirus treatment drug was in progress. The head of the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), Dr. Stephen Hahn, immediately refuted him at the conference. If I could cover my face with my hands, I would, because this is the most embarrassing thing ever. The FDA commissioner openly called the president out for making this shit up. That’s so embarrassing! He said it and then the guy was like no, that’s not the truth. This would be like your mother commenting under your Facebook post like ‘Just to be clear, Jeremy is not drowning in pussy. He’s currently in the basement playing Fortnite.’” —Trevor Noah
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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