“Of course, impeachment is a dark stain on Trump’s legacy; but on the bright side, Trump finally managed to win a popular vote.” --Jimmy Fallon
“This morning he tweeted, ‘Can you believe that I will be impeached today by the radical left, do-nothing Democrats, and I did nothing wrong! A terrible thing. Read the transcripts. This should never happen to another president again. Say a prayer!’ [After pausing for applause:] Nothing says confidence quite like ‘Say a prayer.’” --Stephen Colbert
“Is it just me, or does it seem like Trump went through all the stages of grief in one tweet? It was like denial (‘I can’t believe I’m getting impeached’), anger (‘I did nothing wrong’), depression (‘This is a terrible thing’), acceptance (‘I guess we can only pray’).” --Trevor Noah
“Trump probably will bounce back. According to one former aide, Trump is ‘the most resilient politician the country has ever seen.’ O.K., not to be all ‘Teddy Roosevelt got shot,’ but Teddy Roosevelt got shot, and then finished the speech he was giving. Trump gets winded carrying an umbrella up a staircase.” --Stephen Colbert
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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