“President Trump held a rally in Battle Creek, Michigan yesterday. The rally was billed as a ‘Merry Christmas’ rally. And in the spirit of this season, Trump went through a list of grievances and insults so long, CNN actually had to tally up a list of everyone and everything he attacked. That’s right: the president attacked security guards, Democrats, the media and dishwashers. Normally when someone rambles that long you have to take away their keys.” --Seth Meyers
“Trump also lashed out viciously at Representative Debbie Dingell from Michigan. Debbie Dingell is the widow of a World War II veteran, longtime congressman John Dingell, who’s very popular. He died in February. Trump last night at the rally made a ‘joke’ suggesting that congressman Dingell went to hell because his wife voted for impeachment. Trump believes that since he graciously allowed the flags at federal buildings to be lowered to half-mast to honor John Dingell, his widow should have shown her appreciation by voting not to impeach. In other words, another quid pro quo is what he was looking for.” --Jimmy Kimmel
“He really doesn’t seem to know what he did. Maybe that’s why he’s so angry.” --Jimmy Kimmel
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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