President Trump is talking about taking military action against Iran this week after an attack on Saudi Arabia’s oil facilities, which Trump’s people are blaming on Tehran. Trump praised the Saudis for buying billions of dollars worth of American weapons systems, and claiming that the kingdom paid in cash.
“That would be the worst motivational speech before a war ever. [Showing an image of Mel Gibson in “Braveheart”:] That is like, ‘Why do we fight? Not for our wives, not for our children. No, because they pay cash! Aaaahhhhh! Sometimes Venmo, which we also accept!’” --Trevor Noah
“Wait, they paid you $400 billion in cash? How is that even — I think they’re scamming you, dude. [As Trump:] ‘They gave me 400 billion-dollar bills. And you know they’re real because they had Ivanka on them.’” --Seth Meyers
“So, once again, that is the literal definition of a bribe.” --Seth Meyers
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