The doctors discovered the problem during Cheney's annual autopsy (This is the end of my presidency)

"China's President Hu is visiting the United States. If he likes what he sees, he may put down a deposit." –David Letterman

"There was a big dinner for President Hu. General Tso brought his famous chicken." –David Letterman

"Dick Cheney says he may need a heart transplant. The doctors discovered the problem during Cheney's annual autopsy." –David Letterman

"On the other hand, George W. Bush is still waiting on his brain transplant." –David Letterman

"A woman fainted during a welcoming ceremony for Chinese President Hu Jintao. President Obama said, 'Who knows CPR?' President Hu said, 'No, I don't.'" –Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”