Sorry, um, even I forgot I was here (unbelievably without stopping to have sex once)

A man completed a 180 mile unicycle ride yesterday, across the state of Maine, unbelievably without stopping to have sex once. --Seth Meyers

Failed Alabama Senate candidate Judge Roy Moore has announced he will run again in 2020. He also has to announce if he moves into your neighborhood. --Seth Meyers

Former Representative John Delaney appeared confused when he was the first candidate asked to give a closing statement. Said Delaney, "Sorry, um, even I forgot I was here." --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”