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From a looming war with Iran to the ongoing humanitarian crisis at the border, it has been a week. Somewhere in the middle of all of that was the teensy bit of news that our president, who has admitted to sexual assault on tape, was accused for the 22nd time of sexual misconduct, this time by -- I'm sorry. Hold on. I just have to say. This is the 22nd accusation of sexual misconduct against Donald Trump. 22! If I had a dollar for every person Trump allegedly sexually harassed or assaulted, I would be doing better than any of his businesses. Janet Jackson's career ended because her breast sexually harassed one man's hand. Trump gets 21 do-overs and counting! Okay, back to our regular programming. --Samantha Bee

This 22nd accusation comes from E. Jean Carroll, the famous writer of Elle's advice column "Ask E. Jean." Long-time advice columnist E. Jean Carroll is accusing President Trump of sexually assaulting her back in the 1990s. In a memoir--excerpted in New York Magazine--she says it happened in a department store dressing room. The president denies all of the claims, and he has said today that he has never met Carroll. So naturally, there's a photo of them together. Remember if Trump says something isn't… it definitely is. If he ever says he's 100% not 7000 racist millipedes in a human suit, grab a can of raid. --Samantha Bee

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