two hours of Nicholas Cage trying to tape the Constitution back together (a polecat in a beer helmet)

This week, it really feels like we're seeing one threat after another to our system of Constitutional democracy. The president is vowing to block all subpoenas from Congress, his lawyers are arguing in court that Congress doesn't have the power to investigate him, the White House Counsel told Congress this week that Trump would refuse all demands for records and testimony related to the Mueller report, and Trump is turning the justice department into a political weapon. At this point, the next "National Treasure" movie is just gonna be two hours of Nick Cage trying to tape the Constitution back together. --Seth Meyers

Republicans don’t seem to know how the female reproductive system works. Who was their sex-ed teacher, a polecat in a beer helmet? --Seth Meyers

A Washington, D.C., condo that is currently up for sale has gained attention online after Internet users discovered that a listing photo of the property accidentally included a man's penis. Said prospective buyers, "No, I wanted exposed BRICK." --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”