I was cesarean born. You can't really tell. Although whenever I leave a house I go out through the window. --Steven Wright
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. --Steven Wright
The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays Helter Skelter. --Steven Wright
I was hitchhiking and within three minutes I got picked up by one of those huge trailer trucks carrying 20 brand new cars. The driver opened the door and the guy said he didn't have much room in there so he told me to get into one of the new cars he was hauling. So I did. Apparently he was really in to picking up people because he picked up 19 more people and we all had our own cars. Unfortunately he was also into speeding. He was going 90 miles an hour and we all got speeding tickets. --Steven Wright
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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