Siri knew so much she had to go into the witness protection program (Groucho Marxism)

Last year, the Washington Post reported that the government has seized more than 100 recordings that Michael Cohen made of his conversations with people discussing matters that could relate to Trump and his businesses, and with Trump himself talking. Cohen appeared to make some recordings with an iPhone. Wow. An iPhone. So, not only did Cohen flip on Trump, so did Siri. Siri knew so much she had to go into the witness protection program. --Seth Meyers

During the Congressional testimony of former Trump attorney Michael Cohen today, Republican representative Justin Amash asked Cohen, "What's the truth that you know President Trump fears most?" Said Cohen, "Probably that Grimace is actually just an actor inside of a costume." --Seth Meyers

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