This guy, let me tell you, loves his beets. Loves them. Also killed thousands (a horn that honked at nothing)

Everything about Trump’s summit was weird. For example, the White House press pool, which consists of a group of rotating reporters whose job it is to track the president's movements, was apparently transported to Trump's meeting with Kim Jong-un in a broken bus. According to the report, the pool was transported to the palace in a bus with a broken horn that consistently honked on its own at nothing. I will say, "a horn that honked at nothing" sounds like the title of a children's book about Donald Trump. --Seth Meyers

Donald Trump described North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un as “quite a character.” Quite a character? He's one of the most brutal dictators in the world, and you're talking about him like he's Dwight from "The Office." Meyers as Trump, "This guy, let me tell you, loves his beets. Loves them. Also killed thousands." --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”