It’s like we’ve been watching a porno for two years, and they’re still ordering the pizza (for a Better Wang!)

A Justice Department official announced that he anticipates that the Mueller Report will go on a little longer. A little longer? We’ve been anticipating a long time.  It’s like we’ve been watching a porno for two years, and they’re still ordering the pizza. --Stephen Colbert

Presidential candidate Andrew Yang has come out against infant circumcision. I can see the yard signs now: “Andrew Yang for a Better Wang!” --Stephen Colbert

A woman in Upstate New York just gave birth to a healthy baby girl that weighs 15 pounds. When you give that baby a bottle, she just unscrews the top and chugs it. The mother said she felt like she was, "hit by two tractor trailers simultaneously." While the baby said, "It was no picnic for me either, Candace." --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”