Who's Your Daddy Party (another way to blow the election)

"Hillary Clinton is running for president of the United States. Hillary says she plans to run as a mother, which has some Democrats concerned that they will be perceived as the 'Mommy Party.' As opposed to last time when Bill was president, when they were perceived as the 'Who's Your Daddy Party.'" --Jay Leno

"John Kerry announced today that he will not run for president in 2008. Finally, a politician that listens to the American people" --Jay Leno

"John Kerry has announced that he will not be running for president in 2008. So that means the Democrats are just going to have to find another way to blow the election." --David Letterman

"With John Kerry not running, now I'm the only national figure botching jokes." --David Letterman

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