We're not pleased with the way you executed the war (No Ice Cap Left Behind)

"President Bush is going to be talking about global warming in his State of the Union address. He's unveiling his new plan. I believe it's called 'No Ice Cap Left Behind.'" --David Letterman

"President Bush has the answer to global warming. He's going to send 20,000 troops to the sun." --David Letterman

"President Bush watched the hanging of Saddam Hussein. He said he was not pleased with how the Iraqis executed Saddam Hussein. The Iraqis fired back, 'Yeah? We're not pleased with the way you executed the war.'" --David Letterman

"Cold outside, isn't it? It's so cold Fidel Castro is happy to have one foot in hell." --David Letterman

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