it's perfect for the Muslim woman who loves to swim, but hates being stoned to death (exit strategy)

"President Bush is still on the road trying to drum up support for his new Iraq program. Earlier today, he was on 'The View.' He was drunk. This time, Bush has an exit strategy for the Iraq war. In January of 2009, he will escape to Crawford, Texas." --David Letterman

"Republican Congressman Tom Tancredo announced he's thinking about running for president and is now forming an exploratory committee. So far, the only member of the committee is someone named Tom Tancredo." --Conan O'Brien

"According to a new international survey, people in the United States believe in evolution less than any other industrial country. When asked why they don't believe in evolution, Americans said, 'Kevin Federline.'" --Conan O'Brien

"This week, a new swimsuit for Muslim women was introduced called the 'burqini,' which is a stylish water safe burka meant for swimming. The manufacturer says it's perfect for the Muslim woman who loves to swim, but hates being stoned to death." --Conan O'Brien

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