If that's the only mistake he makes in this war, then we are in good shape (Civil Obedience)

"President Bush called Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega to congratulate him on his election. The phone call got off to an awkward start when Bush told Ortega that he loves his taco shells." --Conan O'Brien

"Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger gave a speech yesterday. In his speech, he said he wanted to spend billions of dollars rebuilding California's infrastructure. Apparently, everybody thought it was a great speech except for that forty-five minute part where Arnold tried to say infrastructure." --Conan O'Brien

"I hope you caught President Bush's speech tonight. I'm still glowing. Watching him address the nation is like hanging out with your best bud. You're on the couch. He's giving a speech. You're drinking a beer. He's increasing troop levels in Iraq. Of course, I was a little disappointed the president didn't go with my recommendation of 300 million troops. That's a mistake. But you know what? If that's the only mistake he makes in this war, then we are in good shape." --Stephen Colbert

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