I think we've seen the shortest presidential campaign in history (Incredibly Awkward Social Situation Room)

"Former Vice President Al Gore was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. Gore is being honored for his work putting both Arabs and Jews to sleep." --Conan O'Brien

"I want to get back to a subject that we were discussing earlier this week. It was an interview that Wolf Blitzer conducted with our Vice President Cheney, in which Mr. Blitzer brought up how many of the president's conservative supporters are criticizing Cheney's gay daughter's position to have a baby with her life partner. That conversation, of course, taking place in the 'Incredibly Awkward Social Situation Room.'" --Jon Stewart

"Joe Biden, on the day of announcing his candidacy for president of the United States, called Barack Obama 'the first mainstream African-American who is articulate, bright and clean.' I think we've seen the shortest presidential campaign in history." --Jay Leno

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