His last words were... (her new Secret Service code name is 'NBC.')

"A new poll shows Hillary Clinton coming in fourth among Democratic hopefuls in Iowa. Fourth? I don't want to say that's bad news for Hillary, but her new Secret Service code name is 'NBC.'" --Jay Leno

"All our best to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. He broke his leg while skiing in Idaho. Arnold tried to act like it didn't hurt, but you know Arnold can't act." --Jay Leno

"Saddam Hussein. They hanged the guy a week ago. His last words were, 'They made another 'Rocky' movie?'" --David Letterman

"California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is being criticized after he announced he's going to have a two-day inauguration ceremony. Apparently, the ceremony is two days long because it takes Arnold two days to say the word 'inauguration.'" --Conan O'Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”