For those of you unfamiliar with the Virgil Goode position (It took Muslims 200 years to win one seat)

"New Minnesota Congressman Keith Ellison, a practicing Muslim, took his oath of office using a copy of the Koran. But even the fact that it was Thomas Jefferson's Koran didn't keep Virginia Republican Virgil Goode from sounding the alarm [on screen: Goode's letter, which reads: 'If American citizens don't wake up and adopt the Virgil Goode position on immigration there will likely be many more Muslims elected to office and demanding use of the Koran']. For those of you unfamiliar with the Virgil Goode position, in the Kama Sutra it's where a man masturbates while his head is up his own ass." --Jon Stewart

"But this is a serious policy discussion [on screen: Goode saying, 'I'm for restricting immigration so that we don't have a majority of Muslims elected to the United States House of Representatives']. It took Muslims 200 years to win one seat, so if current trends do hold, they will take the House of Representatives by the year 6520." --Jon Stewart

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