Bush will hide his Iraq strategy in one of 26 suitcases (one hell of a debate)

"President Bush will address the nation tomorrow night and his speech is going to pre-empt the television show 'Deal or No Deal.' To appease fans of the show, the president will hide his Iraq strategy in one of 26 suitcases." --Conan O'Brien

"Yesterday in New York there was a horrible gas-like odor. Today officials think they've traced the source of the smell to a rotting swamp in New Jersey. The name of the rotting swamp? New Jersey." --Conan O'Brien

"Yesterday Al Sharpton was asked about running for president, and he said, 'I'm not hearing a lot of meat. When the meats hit the fire, we'll find out if there's some real meat there.' Personally, I think it's a shame President Bush can't run again, because that would be one hell of a debate." --Conan O'Brien

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