Thank God that kind of thing can't happen today (He said it was the best 12 hours of his life)

"In an announcement in South Carolina, Joe Biden, who is running for president, says he plans now to speak at more places, but to smaller crowds. Oh yeah, like it's his choice." --Jay Leno

"Tom Vilsack, who just dropped out of the presidential race, was on TV to talk about his presidential campaign. He said it was the best 12 hours of his life." --Jay Leno

"The CIA has released some documents that detail illegal and scandalous activities they were involved in more than 30 years ago. The activities include wiretapping of phones, warrantless searches and opening citizens' mail. Thank God that kind of thing can't happen today." --Jay Leno

"The Pentagon is admitting it did experiment with a gay bomb. They say it's no big deal. They were experimenting for the weekend. The wives were out of town. They were just curious. I was told alcohol might have been involved." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”