at the time of the attack, he was safely asleep in his coffin (his approval ratings in the South shot up 27 points)

"Afghanistan reported a record opium crop. I think that explains why Dick Cheney came back from his trip saying, 'Hey, they greeted us with flowers. And they blew my mind'." --Bill Maher

"The Taliban tried to blow up Dick Cheney. He was never in danger -- at the time of the attack, he was safely asleep in his coffin. I just hope that this attempt on his life doesn't turn him bitter, vicious, and paranoid." --Bill Maher

"Speaking of vicious, we are 10 months away from anyone even casting the first vote in the presidential election, but already the mud is flying. Did you hear the latest about Barack Obama? He comes from a family of slave owners. He's black, but he's half white. Apparently, on his mother's side, which is the white side, they owned slaves. The Barack Obama camp is going to deny it, but his approval ratings in the South shot up 27 points." --Bill Maher

"That's nothing. Apparently, President Bush's entire family is owned by Saudi Arabia." --Bill Maher

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