Put out an APB for a white male, late 20s, very strong cheekbones, great hair, supple lips, and eyes that you can just lose yourself in.

As you may remember, porn star Stormy Daniels claimed that a man threatened her in a parking lot back in 2011 and told her to stop talking about her affair with Donald Trump. Well, today on "The View," she unveiled a sketch artist's rendering of that man. We've got it here. Take a look. When the police saw the sketch, they were like, "Put out an APB for a white male, late 20s, very strong cheekbones, great hair, supple lips, and eyes that you can just lose yourself in." --James Corden

This morning on Twitter, President Trump celebrated by bragging about his new tax bill. He tweeted, "So many people are seeing the benefits of the tax cut bill. Everyone is talking, really nice to see!" You know what would be really nice to see? YOUR tax returns. --James Corden

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