House Speaker Paul Ryan announced that he is retiring from Congress. He said he wants to spend more time with his children at home and less time with the child in the White House. --Jimmy Fallon
Paul Ryan is retiring. He said that after 20 years in Congress, it's time to let someone else get nothing done. --Jimmy Fallon
Paul Ryan made his decision during Congress's last recess. When he heard that, President Trump was like, "Wait, they get recess?” --Jimmy Fallon
A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.
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