the bird spent the rest of the day high-fiving other birds (An immaculate termination)

"Yesterday, at a press conference in the Rose Garden,  President Bush was speaking when a bird pooped on him. Apparently, the bird spent the rest of the day high-fiving other birds." --Conan O'Brien

"Congress just passed a law against gas station price-gauging. You know how you can tell if a gas station is price gauging? If the sign says 'Open.'" --Jay Leno

"Congratulations to Rudy Giuliani. He celebrated a wedding anniversary today. He also has another one tomorrow, and two on Monday if I'm not mistaken." --Jay Leno

"Monica Goodling. Here she is swearing in on the Bible, which is kind of redundant for a graduate of Pat Robertson's Regent University Law School and a place called Messiah College, which everyone in the God business knows is a -- savior school! 

[on screen: Goodling saying, 'I respectfully decline to answer the question based upon my fifth amendment right not to be a witness against myself and my sixth amendment right to rely on my counsel's advice'] 

-- and my Seventh Amendment right not to understand what 'being granted immunity' means, even though I'm a lawyer in the Justice Department. 

Listening to their testimony, it's like the entire Department of Justice is taking a sh*t inside my head! What are you doing?! If it wasn't McNulty, Goodling, Sampson, Gonzales or O.J., then this list must have 

-- I know how this happened, this was a miracle virgin firing. An immaculate termination." --Jon Stewart

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

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