In other Trump news, according to a New York Times survey of political scientists across both parties, Donald Trump has been rated America’s worst president ever. I had a sneaking suspicion. It’s pretty incredible because it’s the first time Trump has won a popular vote. --James Corden
In technology news, the organization that oversees emoji’s has changed the lobster emoji after people in Maine complained that it didn't have the correct number of legs! Now every time I text someone about lobsters I don't have to type the word "Lobster emoji plus two extra legs." It's a lifesaver. When they heard about this, lobsters were like "Thanks for fixing the emoji but while you're at it, can you stop boiling us?" --James Corden
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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