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Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Only in this case, the mother is the Queen of England and the child is our president (the look queens gave before you were beheaded)






































"There was a big hubbub in Great Britain because President Bush winked at the queen. I'm pretty sure that was the first time the queen's ever been winked at. As you can see, she absolutely loved it [on screen: Queen Elizabeth looking stern]. In the old days, that's the look queens gave before you were beheaded." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Great Britain's Queen Elizabeth II has been touring the new world. Yesterday, popping by the White House. Mr. President, it's all going very well so far. Perhaps you'd like to offer some remarks? [on screen: Bush saying, 'You helped our nation celebrate its bicentennial in 17, in 1976']. She's old. [on screen: Bush saying, 'She gave me a look that only a mother could give a child']. She did give that look. Only in this case, the mother is the Queen of England and the child is our president." --Jon Stewart

A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.

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