Last night was President Trump's first State of the Union address. Some people watched it on NBC. Some people watched it on CNN. While most people watched it on mute. --Jimmy Fallon
Trump's speech fell nine minutes short of breaking President Clinton's record for the longest State of the Union. And when he heard that, Trump grabbed the mic and spent 10 minutes reading the iTunes user agreement. --Jimmy Fallon
He also said America is a nation of builders, and that we built the Empire State Building in just one year. Then he ruined it by congratulating Bob the Builder. --Jimmy Fallon
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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