Matt Lauer’s wife has reportedly kicked him out of the house. Even worse, she’s replaced him with Hoda. --Conan O’Brien
Good news for Washington — the government shutdown is over. The bad news for us — our government is back to work. --Conan O’Brien
China has banned hip hop from Chinese television, which is bad news for China’s biggest hip hop star, the Notorious MSG. --Conan O’Brien
An ABC news poll showed that 48% of Americans think President Trump is mentally unstable. The remaining 52% agree BUT that’s what they like about him. --Conan O’Brien
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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