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Monday, July 10, 2017

it just didn't click without a sheik involved (voucher for a free popsicle)




"Who was it that we find out the finances of Neil Bush’s software company? The United Arab Emirates. The same folks who were going to guard our ports. Sure the Bushes were using a tax dodge to screw the needy, but it just didn't click without a sheik involved." --Bill Maher

"On Saturday at the Hague, Slobodan Milosevic died. Despot, madman, husband, father? He will be, uh, buried." --Jon Stewart

"The theme of the Democratic Convention is unity. Unfortunately they can't agree on how that works." --David Letterman


"President Bush says he is personally working on a solution for global warming. He says thanks to Republicans, soon every American will receive a voucher for a free popsicle." --Jay Leno





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