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Thursday, May 18, 2017

Uh, Gunsmoke win anything? (Pope Francis is missing)



"Speaking of politics, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger recently said that in the 1970s, he smoked marijuana. Yeah. Apparently, Arnold got so stoned, you could understand every word he was saying." --Conan O'Brien



"Everybody was excited about the Emmys, including John McCain, who, during the Emmys, said, 'Uh, 'Gunsmoke' win anything?" --David Letterman



"John McCain is introducing his running mate, Sarah Palin, to the world leaders over at the United Nations. And it was nice. It looked like Bring Your Daughter to Work Day." --David Letterman



"By the way, as the campaign goes on, we’re learning more and more about Senator John McCain, who apparently has 13 cars. But he can’t remember where he parked any of them." --David Letterman



Pope Francis is calling for an audit of all the Catholic Church’s wealth. In a related story, Pope Francis is missing. –Conan O’Brien





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