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Wednesday, April 26, 2017

New York Times new Op-ed Columnist (crash the plane into a mountain)



Spirit Airlines has scored the lowest customer satisfaction rating in its industry for the third year in a row. Really? Lower than United? What does Spirit Airlines do when their flights are overbooked, just crash the plane into a mountain? –Seth Meyers
Today was National Hug a Plumber Day. Said plumbers, “This doesn’t make up for what you did in there. To be honest, I don’t think I want a hug from you.” –Seth Meyers
Every day, tensions are rising between the United States and our sworn enemy, Canada: Cold Mexico, the Great White North Korea. –Stephen Colbert






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