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Saturday, April 15, 2017

He went from Client #9 to Client #3,252 (I can have a pay toilet all night)



"Eliot Spitzer was a Hillary Clinton superdelegate. Also, Spitzer was on Hillary Clinton's vice president list, possible running mate. Boy, she can pick 'em, can't she?" --David Letterman

"Now, here's the deal about the tryst down there in a Washington, DC, hotel -- $5,000 and a hotel room. Five grand and a hotel room. And Senator Larry Craig -- you remember Larry from Idaho? He said, 'Well, that's crazy. For two quarters, I can have a pay toilet all night.'" --David Letterman

"Earlier today, the governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer, has resigned. In his resignation speech, Spitzer said, 'To whom much has been given, much is expected.' Which is the same thing he said to that $5,000 hooker." --Jay Leno

"It's interesting. Although Spitzer only spoke for 2 minutes and 40 seconds, he still had to pay for the entire hour." --Jay Leno

 "It's interesting, now that he's not governor, how people treat you differently when you're no longer powerful. Like today, he went from Client #9 to Client #3,252." --Jay Leno


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