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Tuesday, April 25, 2017

He says he's no longer seeing other women. But it's a trick. (He's blind)



"According to the latest polls out today, John McCain now has a double digit lead over the Democrats. To give you an idea how far McCain is ahead in the polls, today, Hillary offered him the vice presidency." --Jay Leno

"Well, we have former presidential candidate John Edwards on the show tonight. He ran a terrific campaign. His No. 1 issue, of course, was the poor and those who live in poverty. Or, as we call them now, Bear Sterns stockholders." --Jay Leno

"And the economy has hurt Edwards too. In fact, today, he has to get his hair cut at Fantastic Sam's." --Jay Leno

"And the new governor of New York, David Paterson, is speaking out. Remember, he announced he had a bunch of affairs? Well, now he says he's no longer seeing other women. But it's a trick. He's blind." --Jay Leno





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