New research just
came out that finds that consuming potatoes and alcohol can lower your sperm
count. So, fellas, this St. Patrick’s Day could be our last. –Conan O’Brien
By the way, sorry,
if that were true, I wouldn’t be alive. I’m one of six kids. There’s no way.
That’s all we had. Have your tater! That’s how my parents greeted me every
morning — have your tater! And they threw it at me, hit me on the head. –Conan
O’Brien
Last night was the
season finale of ABC’s “The Bachelor.” And tonight is the season premiere of
“The Bachelor” spinoff, “Herpes in Paradise.” So check that out. It’s a good
one. –Conan O’Brien
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