JOKES: Bush Happens (idea was first suggested to him by other countries)

If you’re not familiar, here’s how the NCAA tournament works. It starts at 68, then 64, then 32, then 16, then 8, then 4, then 1 — I’m sorry, that’s the number of Republicans backing Trump’s healthcare bill. I messed that up, common mistake. –Jimmy Fallon

Everyone’s OK, but over the weekend off the coast of Florida, a Carnival Cruise ship almost hit two jet skiers. Today, the captain of the ship apologized and said, “I’ll get them next time.” –Conan O’Brien

President Trump says he’s planning to travel less to other countries than previous presidents. The idea was first suggested to him by other countries. –Conan O’Brien

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