Today, the Senate
officially confirmed Betsy DeVos as education secretary, with a vote of 51 to
50. Or as Trump calls that, “a landslide.” It was actually a 50-50 tie vote
that was broken by the vice president. Which makes the vote for education
secretary the only place where a 51 is a passing grade. –Jimmy Fallon
The Patriots
celebrated their big Super Bowl win up in Boston. But I read that Tom Brady is
still trying to track down his jersey that went missing after the game. Then
O.J. said, “Whatever you do, just don’t try to STEAL it back.” –Jimmy Fallon
Kylie Minogue won a
legal battle against Kylie Jenner over the trademark of the name “Kylie.” Yeah,
the judge called the case “not why I went to law school.” –Jimmy Fallon
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