President Trump
claimed that the media is not reporting on acts of terrorism on American soil.
In response, the media said, “Actually, we think we’re covering your presidency
quite well.” –Conan O’Brien
At a closed-door
meeting, some Republicans said they fear for their physical safety if they
repeal Obamacare. In other words, Republicans are now in the awkward position
of needing Obamacare if they get rid of Obamacare. –Conan O’Brien
It’s come out that
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, who many think is unqualified, gave big
contributions to half the Republican Senators who voted for her. Or as Betsy
DeVos calls it, “75 percent of them.” –Conan O’Brien
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