A federal court has ruled against
President Trump’s travel ban, and at 3:35 Trump tweeted in all-caps, “SEE YOU
IN COURT.” Then again, Trump tweets “SEE YOU IN COURT” to someone every day at
3:35. –Conan O’Brien
Nintendo is releasing a
video game that lets you simulate taking care of a baby. When they heard this,
gamers said, “Hey, call me when you have one that simulates MAKING one.” –Conan
O’Brien
President Trump will host Canadian
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau at the White House next week. Are you sure that’s
a good idea? That’s like your wife bringing Margot Robbie home for dinner.
We’re not gonna hear anything you say for a month after that. –Seth Meyers
Florida firefighters yesterday rescued
a man who was trapped inside a garbage truck. “Thank you!” yelled Steve Bannon.
–Seth Meyers
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