Vice President Mike
Pence today toured a factory in St. Louis. Pence was like, “It’s so great to be
back here in the place where I was built.” –Seth Meyers
President Trump
said today that he very much enjoyed his tour of the National Museum of African
American History and Culture yesterday. One employee was like, “Sir, that was a
basketball game.” –Seth Meyers
According to a new
report, more Americans over 65 are using marijuana to relieve pain. Said one
such American, “I’m 65? How long have I been playing Call of Duty?” –Seth
Meyers
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