Tomorrow, by the
way, is Valentine’s Day. This is the first you’re hearing it? Good luck with
your next marriage. –Jimmy Kimmel
The funniest place
to be on Valentine’s Day is the drugstore checkout line at around 7 p.m. The
only place you’ll see desperation like that is at a casino in Vegas, standing
in line for the ATM. –Jimmy Kimmel
I have to say it’s
kind of unromantic that Valentine’s Day falls on Tuesday. Tuesday is -- not
even “The Bachelor” has sex on a Tuesday. –Jimmy Kimmel
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