"Sylvester
Stallone announced today he is endorsing John
McCain. I think that's
what he said. He might have said, 'Hand me my cane.'" --Jay Leno
"Have
you heard this story? They're trying to pass a bill now that allows politicians
to insist that they be addressed by gender-neutral titles. Is that really
necessary? I mean, don't we already have gender neutral titles for politicians?
'Crook,' 'liar,' 'adulterer,' 'pinhead,' 'moron,' these are all
gender-neutral." --Jay Leno
"In
international news, Condoleezza Rice, our Secretary of State, says that she has offered
Iran normal ties if they drop nuclear plans. President
Bush turned the idea
down. See, I don't think he understands these things. Bush said, 'Iranians
don't wear ties. They wear robes.'" --Jay Leno
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