"Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It
makes me remember when Seal Team 6 and Barack Obama threw him a surprise
party." –David Letterman
"Now in Utah if you get the death sentence, they have the
firing squad. In Russia, they call that early retirement. Because Utah is
largely Mormon country, the firing squad's a little different. You're
blindfolded but no cigarette." –David Letterman
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