"Jeb Bush is getting his presidential campaign in gear.
Last week he said he supports a path to citizenship for immigrants. He said, 'I
believe in an America where hard work and dedication can lead to any job that
your brother and dad once had.'" –Conan O'Brien
"A DEA agent is speaking out against edible marijuana. He
said it could lead to a lot of stoned rabbits. He says rabbits will eat the pot
that is grown at marijuana farms and start following the band phish around the
country." –Jimmy Kimmel
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