"Kim
Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie,
doesn't it? Instead of reading vows at the wedding ceremony, they read hacked
Sony emails." –David Letterman
"The
newly elected congressmen and women from the midterm elections were sworn in today.
This Congress will be the most diverse ever, with 104 women, 46 blacks, 12
Asian-Americans, and two Native Americans. Even the dolls on the 'It's a Small
World' Disney ride said, 'Not bad.'" –Jimmy Fallon
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