"Mitt Romney is reportedly putting his 2012 election team
back together. And somehow, miraculously, none of them were busy with other
stuff." –Seth Meyers
"Days after Mitt Romney announced he is considering a 2016
presidential campaign, his former running mate Paul Ryan announced that he will
not run. Ryan won't say who he'll support. He just wants the best man for the
Jeb . . . Job, I mean job." –Jimmy Fallon
"Fifteen states across the country have gas prices that
have dipped below $2. That means it's now cheaper to buy a gallon of liquefied
dinosaurs than one cup of coffee at Starbucks." –Jimmy Fallon
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