"Happy
birthday to evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He gathered family and
friends together and celebrated by executing a few close friends." –David
Letterman
"Today
is the birthday of Elvis Presley and dictator Kim Jong Un. Elvis would've been
80 today. Kim Jong Un is either 32 or 33. They actually aren't sure. North
Korean scholars agree that when he entered the world a silver eagle ascended
and promised 1,000 years of prosperity for his people. That should kick in any
day now." –Jimmy Kimmel
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