"Today President Obama was in the Netherlands for a
nuclear summit with 50 other world leaders. Putin didn't even attend. He sent
his foreign minister in his place. He said he doesn't want to visit any country
he can't keep." –Jimmy Fallon
"This year marks the 50th anniversary of Disney's 'It's a
Small World' ride. But they're making some changes to it. They're making the
Russian section much, much larger." –Jimmy Fallon
"In March Madness, when No. 3 Syracuse was eliminated, I
heard people say the Orange had been eliminated. They said the Orange and the
first thing I thought was something happened to Speaker of the House John
Boehner." –David Letterman
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